Peaches, Pineapples, and Asparagus Oh My!

How the foods you eat (don’t) change how your vulva tastes.

Photo by Pineapple Supply Co. on Unsplash

This week’s article yet again comes from my sister:

Pineapple is winning the pandemic! From the mascot of CISA’s cybersecurity posse to it’s prominent position in the Rate my Room wars to its place in the top three on the list of safe words pineapple is having its moment in the sun. Nowhere more so than on the Real Housewives of New Jersey (RHONJ)

I know you’re not a fan of RHONJ but I’m pretty sure you’re aware of Teresa Giudice and her table flipping antics. I don’t know who would take advice from someone whose mangled vocabulary now extends to emojis (isn’t 🍑 = tush?) but all season we’ve been tortured by Teresa’s extensive pineapple work (can someone pls check if she’s being sponsored by Dole? Thx!) including pearls of wisdom such as these:

“I eat a lot of pineapple so I taste really good. I heard it makes you taste really sweet.”

Hey Dr Sue, inquiring minds (including Frank Catania) want to know — can you control what you taste like by what you eat?

Your vagina and vulva are not connected to your digestive system!

The end.

Is that too short for an article? Fine, let’s get into it more, because I’ve gotten questions like this from…