Let’s Soak Babyyy!!!!!
When sex isn't sex, but maybe it is, or…
This week’s question once again comes from my sister:
So many burning questions because it’s been five minutes but I’ll limit it to a Housewives adjacent question… on Ryan Bailey’s “So Bad It’s Good” podcast with Sophie Ross this week the conversation turned to “soaking”.
This is not a wet t-shirt related thing, “soaking” is a virginity preservation situation.
“They say” that it’s not losing your virginity if you just stick your dick in and DON’T MOVE. My first thought — what’s the point of that? More importantly where is the fun in that?
Introducing: the jump humper! This apparently is a person who jumps up and down on the bed while the couple who is officially lays there and DOES NOT MOVE AND THEREFORE ARE NOT HAVING SEX. Any movement of the ocean is not anything attributable to them so they are technically still virgins.
Seriously is this a thing?
More seriously, would you wear a “Let’s Soak Babyyy!” t-shirt?
I have so many thoughts about this! First, yes it’s a thing. I actually had someone else ask me about it a month or so ago. They called it the “Provo soak.”
And it’s exactly what you describe — a guy puts his dick inside the vagina and then doesn’t move…